I wear a suit every day and every day I look like a sack of spuds.
Ozwald Boateng does not. He wears suits and he looks like a walking Aston Martin.
This chap is seriously cool and makes clothes which are seriously cool.
And, to be fair, while some the colours he adapts are more than slightly garish, much of his fashion made me wish I had the shape (and the wallet) to show it off.
Indeed, Boateng, despite his huge success, makes clothes which the average Joe can appreciate.
He is poles apart from more way-out designers like Vivieen Westwood who once created an ensemble which 1980s chat show host Russell Harty described as looking like a 'chip shop'.
Anyway, A Man's Story is 12 years in the life of Savile Row's most go-ahead tailor, as filmed by Varon Bonicos.
And, to be fair to Bonicos, while this is largely a homage to Boateng, it also highlights his temper and homelife difficulties too.
But what it didn't show enough of, for me, was of how on earth Boateng got to where he is today.
It alluded very briefly to his family life but didn't explore how a black man made it in the very white world of high fashion in the UK.
The clue to his success lies in Boateng's neverending drive for perfection.
Basically, unless everything runs smoothly, Ozwald is unhappy and when Ozwald is unhappy look out.
One area where he struggles to achieve happiness is at home but this is not altogether surprising considering how much time he spends flying around the world to fashion shows.
Fashion fans will love A Man's Story because it shows off many of Boateng's amazing fashion collections over a bit more than a decade.
But, as a film fan, I just wanted the biopic to show me a bit more of what makes this cool dude tick.
Laughs: none
Jumps: none
Vomit: none
Nudity: none
Overall rating: 5/10